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I Simply Cannot Have Children - Dog Lover Sign

Funny sign for a dog lover – I simply cannot have children… Another wonderful sign for a dog lover who prefers a four-legged family to a two-legged one!

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Hang it in a window or from a door handle, or just prop it up on a desk or shelf. Visitors should soon take the hint!

I make all of my signs by hand, from my studio here in the UK. The graphics are my own original designs and are exclusive to Wet Nosed Friends. I use recycled timber offcuts and I paint with natural chalk paints. making each sign original, unique and eco-friendly.

The hanging ropes are made from a thickly woven natural jute which add to the rustic look & feel. The decorative ribbons and bows may vary from those shown in the pictures, but will still be supplied in a colour that compliments each piece.

As each item is individually handmade from recycled materials, you may expect to see subtle variations and tiny imperfections, but these simply add to their unique character and charm.

~ And although the minor details may vary, the quality will ALWAYS remain the same ~

Weight 0.500 kg
Dimensions 36 × 35 × 8 cm


This sign in the picture measures approximately 20 x 22 cm, although the size will vary depending on what offcuts I have.


This item dispatches from the UK. Once posted, delivery aim to Europe is usually around seven working days, and at least ten working days to the rest of the world. Please bear in mind though, that this can vary enormously and busy periods such as Christmas, will take longer.


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