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Funny Slogan For The Kitchen

Handmade sign for a dog owner – funny slogan for the kitchen. I’ve heard that people who don’t have a dog have to pick up their own crumbs in the kitchen… shocking!

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Not if you have a lightning-fast dog with super-quick reactions, you’ll be lucky if it even touches the floor before Fido’s hoovered it up! Labrador owners (and others!) will relate to my brand new Three Second Rule sign.

It makes a great addition to the kitchen of any hungry dog’s home. Hang it on the wall, from a door handle… or just nestle it on a shelf or tabletop. The neutral colour scheme works well with most decor, while adding a touch of humour and a dash of doggy-fied art!

This funny sign has been handmade from recycled timber offcuts, printed with my original design, then painted in Autentico Natural Chalk Paint and sanded down for a shabby, vintage look. The finishing touch is a pawprint ribbon with a genuine ‘Sally Grist Artwork’ wooden charm, to complete the doggy theme.

All Sally Grist handmade items will have subtle variations and tiny imperfections, but these simply add to their unique character and charm. And although the minor details may vary, the quality will ALWAYS remain the same.

Weight 0.500 kg
Dimensions 36 × 35 × 8 cm


The sign in the photo measures approximately 17 cm x 13 cm, and although this one is already sold, yours will be of a similar size. Exact dimensions will vary depending on what size offcuts I have.


Recommended for INDOOR use only


This item dispatches from the UK. Once posted, delivery aim to Europe is usually around seven working days, and at least ten working days to the rest of the world. Please bear in mind though, that this can vary enormously and busy periods such as Christmas, will take longer. Unfortunately I am not able to offer tracking outside of the UK as the cost for this would exceed the cost of the item


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